Problem Soldier, Reporting for Duty! is an Event Commission and part of the main storyline for Problem Soldier Boot Camp at Scott Outpost.
Steps[]
- Head to Scott Outpost to ask Ethan about the situation
- Help Obol Squad complete the special training
Dialogue[]
Head to Scott Outpost to ask Ethan about the situation[]
- (Talk to Ethan)
- Seed: ...Check-in complete! I'm out~
- Ethan: Hold up! Pilot Seed, our simulated test hasn't even started yet...
- Seed: Alright then, why don't you "simulate" a version of me, and have that "simulated" me take this "simulated" test~
- Ethan: ...Stop joking around. I'm just an assessment assistant recording data. I won't help you leave early... not even if you promise me a photo with you!
- Seed: Hmm, I can leave little Coalby here to keep you company~
- Ethan: Coalby...?
- Mercury: Ehn, ehn-ne. (I'm the communications officer for this training, codename "Mercury," not Coalby. The Captain ordered me to keep Seed from skipping class, so I'm not Coalby.)
- Ethan: Take it easy, little Coalby... No, I mean Liaison Mercury, your Bangboo module is getting all jumbled up from the stress.
- Mercury: Ehn-neh. (I'm not stressed, but I'm definitely not Coalby.)
- Seed: Yah-hoh! You're good with Coalby, soldier~ I'm leaving it to you then. Now make way. The "heavyweight" match is about to start, and I'm ready to take off~
- Ethan: What competition is this...?
- Seed: It's the legendary crane racing competition at the Brant Street Construction Site — a true battle of iron and blood!
- Ethan: Sounds impressive. Guess I'm just out of the loop. But that's still not a good enough reason to leave early — you'll need a note signed by your pare... oh, I mean, your team captain.
- Seed: My parent's right here. Meet Seed Sr. Though he can't talk right now, at times like this we need to find...
- Seed: Oh right, the video store on Sixth Street — they've got everything you need. Check it out.
See ya! Bye-bye~ - With Ethan's shouts echoing behind her, the girl zips away on her scooter, quickly vanishing into the distance...
- Ethan: This is bad. I let her slip away again... *sigh* If that person were here, we'd definitely know what to do...
- Ethan: Great, you really are here! The independent investigator!
Time to remember my name.
Need something from me?- Ethan: You heard all that just now, right? Long story short, members of Obol Squad are coming for simulation training, and I'm in charge of logging their data for regular review.
- Ethan: Pilot Seed is the only one having attendance issues. Just now, she disappeared again...
- Mercury: Ehn-nuh... Enn. (Don't worry... whenever there's a problem I can't solve, I'll notify the captain right away.)
- No sooner do the words leave its mouth than a heavy Mech lands behind them, and from it emerges a delicate girl. And, besides her...
- Orphie: Sorry about that! We got a notification from Mercury on our way here, so we brought Seed back with us. We should be... still on time, right?
- Magus: Seed, you need to reflect on your actions.
- Seed: Ehn-na-ehn-na, ehn-na-na~
- Orphie: ...You mean like "Sorry, won't dare do it again"?
- Seed: That's not what I meant, but I guess it could mean that too~
- Magus: Hmph, don't think you can get away with using Bangboo... Anyway, I apologize for the trouble this problematic soldier has caused you all.
- Magus: As for the remaining training plan, Orphie will complete it alongside Seed.
- Ethan: That's fantastic! But we've already wasted too much time, and I still need to collect data from other squads... Oh right, the independent investigator is here!
- Ethan: This is a simulation training device for high-risk units in the Hollow. Based on the target assessment, a specialized course has been pre-configured with the goal to knock back enemies.
- Ethan: Hey investigator, if you've got some time to spare, could you cover for me and help them collect some qualified data?
- Leave it to me.
- Ethan: Great! Don't forget you've got Liaison Mercury who'll keep you posted on everything. Wishing you all the best!
- (Open event interface)
- I've got stuff to take care of...
- Ethan: Can't be helped, I guess... But if you change your mind, you can come find me anytime.
- (Exit dialogue)
- (After completing Rotated Strike: Special Offensive)
- Magus: You can take a break now.
But Seed, what are you scribbling on today's post-training supplies distribution list? - Seed: There's just me and Orphie — not enough people up there! Gotta get everyone's names on the list!
- Orphie: Seed and Seed Sr., Orphie and Magus, Mercury and little Coalby...
- Orphie: And there's the video store manager and the other manager who look alike, as well as Eous and the other Eous who look alike...
- The whole family's in on it.
- When it comes to nesting dolls, we're absolutely unstoppable!
- Magus: Stop messing around with Seed.
- Orphie: ...but Captain, Seed did nothing wrong! Even if you can't actually use them, as our captain, you deserve your own separate supplies — it's proof of your position.
- Orphie: Um... am I... am I right about that?
- Magus: ...
- Magus: Tsk, I give up on you guys. I'm going into sleep mode anyway, so let your independent investigator call the shots!
- (ProtagonistProtagonist): Don't worry. Except for those extra names, I'll make sure everyone in Obol Squad gets a reward.
- Seed: Ehn-neh-uhn-noh~ So I get to add "Soldier 11" and "Trigger", plus "Lighter" and "Recorder"...
- Orphie: Hmm, I've got a question. Let's say "Lighter" might be the Captain, but who's "Recorder"?
- Who's "Recorder"?
- Seed: Obviously, enn-ne~ Someone just repeated ehn-nah!
- (ProtagonistProtagonist): ((...The next thing you know — you're right in her trap!...The next thing you know — you're right in her trap! /
... I so didn't fall for that trap!... I so didn't fall for that trap!))
Other Languages[]
| Language | Official Name |
|---|---|
| English | Problem Soldier, Reporting for Duty! |
| Chinese (Simplified) | 问题士兵，报到！ |
| Chinese (Traditional) | 問題士兵，報到！ |
| Japanese | 問題兵士、ただいま到着！ |
| Korean | 문제 병사, 도착! Munje Byeongsa, Dochak! |
| Spanish | ¡Soldado problemática, presente! |
| French | Soldat à problèmes, au rapport ! |
| Russian | Проблемный солдат — здесь! Problemnyy soldat — zdes'! |
| Thai | ทหารตัวปัญหา รายงานตัว! |
| Vietnamese | Binh sĩ cá biệt, có mặt! |
| German | Problemsoldatin meldet sich zum Dienst! |
| Indonesian | Prajurit Bermasalah, Melapor! |
| Portuguese | Soldado Problemática, Apresentando-se! |
Change History[]
Released in Version 2.2